Showing posts with label Upper East Side. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Upper East Side. Show all posts

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Two Way Fullfillment


After over 2 years, my wish came true. It was March of 2010 when I made the observation (and blog post) about the obvious need for a two way bike lane on the 72nd Street thru-street in Central Park (AKA Terrace Dr). Being a one way street, it sort of made sense for a one way bike lane in its inception, but being a heavily utilized crosstown route through the park in both directions, there had developed a constant danger of salmon traffic. Finally, as of July 2012, the lane has finally taken on the appropriate form, allowing safe passage for bikes in either direction, while allowing the one lane of west bound cars.


This is what it looked like before:



Next step, get rid of the cars.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Entitled

After moving from uptown Manhattan, I do miss the park, but what I don't miss are the entitled, obnoxious adults and children who frequently occupy the otherwise beautiful place. Today, The Honey Badgers arrived at Great Lawn field #3 for our weekly softball doubleheader. To our dismay, there was a sea of suited up 11 year olds on the field, playing what seemed to be the final innings of a "championship game" (don't ask me why both teams were wearing the same jersey). Aside from the fact the game was encroaching into our playing time, there was evidence of further nuisance, as sitting on the bench was a box a small trophies. Sure enough, when the game ended (5 minutes after our tight window of playing time began), the coaches and parents corralled the horde of banshees onto field. ONTO THE FIELD!?! The game was over and we were clearly waiting to play, why wouldn't they conduct their stupid ceremony on the side, out of our way. After the coaches were done handing out little trophies to all of the players, they finally started to disperse, just in time for an anxious mother to scream, "get back here for photos!!!" Are you kidding me?!? Another 8 minutes and finally they were done and out of our way. Well, THEY were but their trash wasn't. Those entitled pigs scampered away, leaving all of their water bottles, napkins, and of course two huge empty boxes that used to be filled with stupid trophies. Now for perspective, every softball team that plays on these fields takes away their own trash. It's etiquette, it's standard, it's common sense. But these entitled Uptown parents just thought somebody was going to come clean up behind them. I wonder how their kids will turn out?*


Two empty trophy boxes, audaciously left behind by some entitled Uptown parents.

*I do know a couple people who were raised Uptown and turned out normal. So it's not everybody who's out of touch with reality, just 97% of them.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Astoria Gardening


When I moved to Astoria from the Upper East Side, the biggest concern I had was how well I would be able to transplant my micro-gardening capabilities. Having a dedicated fire escape on the top floor of my previous apartment, I took for granted my small yet convenient space. Knowing that my new fire escape space was on a lower level in much higher visibility, I came to the realization that the practicality of having a garden out there was much riskier. After all, it was technically illegal (although if a couple planters actually kept somebody from maneuvering across a fire escape during an emergency, I would have to say that it was indeed their time to go).

So while sitting in the new landlord's office to sign my new lease, I casually asked him if I could put plants in the common outdoor space behind the apartments. "No" he responded. "Cats will dig up the dirt and clog the drains." At that point I realized I had just signed a lease of a building owned by a man who had no desire to entertain any activity that, despite what benefit it could bring, had the smallest ounce of potential to bring any minor theoretical aspect of risk, whatsoever. In other words, he sucked.

From there I figured I would ask if there were any community gardens in the area. "No," he answered abruptly. At that point I understood that he was also unsympathetic to urban gardening, meaning that he not only sucked as a person, but he was an evil human being (that is correct, unsympathetic to urban gardening = evil human being). Not wanting to be in the same room as such a terrible person, I ended the conversation and left his office. Having some time to kill, instead of taking the train home, I decided to walk down 31st Street to take in the new neighborhood. I soon walked by an old woman who appeared to be digging up some dirt behind some bushes in a small patch of exposed earth surrounded by an otherwise impermeanble hardscape. I figured maybe she would know if there were any gardens around, since she seemed to be the type. But when I approached the old woman and politely asked, "Excuse me mam..." she jumped up, startled. I continued, "I just moved to the neighborhood, and was wondering if you knew of any community gardens around." She continued to look at me, confused, and responded hesitantly in a thick accent, "I don know, I jus bury my dead bird." Fair enough. I went on my way, feeling very welcomed to Queens.

I eventually did find that community garden, but it is a rogue garden on private abandoned land, so I cannot describe it in fear of endangering its existence. But I never gave up the idea of gardening at home, no matter how restricted my space was. The less space I had the bigger the challenge. For a variety of reasons, I had to confine all of my window accessories to a single kitchen window, which included a small air conditioner. However, a hanging planter and one inside/outside self draining shelf later, this was the end result:





Booya! No I have fresh basil, rosemary, mint, and some other random decoratives within easy reach of my kitchen. Take that, loser landlord!

Monday, March 19, 2012

Sorry, Katie

Sorry, Katie.

Sorry for poking at you about our first NCAA matchup. Sorry for calling an upset, for a matchup in the first round of March Madness where your Duke was a 2 seed, playing 15 seed Lehigh. Sorry for sending you constant text messages before the game saying we were going to win. Sorry for for telling you to "bring it." Sorry for asking if you were nervous. Sorry for telling you that you've been indoctrinated. Sorry for blaming it on the dye in Coach K's hair. Sorry for asking if you really bleed blue. Sorry for beating you. Sorry Sis.

Here is Me Being Sorry:


Also, sorry for losing the next round to Xavier after blowing a 15 point lead.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Locked up?

If you are going to lock up your bike, do it right. A wheel is a terrible thing to lose.


I mean you gotta account for locking both wheels, whether you use a second cable lock, pinheads...handcuffs?...

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Perfect Marriage

My obsession with fire escapes really began the first time I had access to one. The best ones are obviously those that are accessible and usable for more than just egress. The architecture studio building in undergrad at Lehigh had several big ones, all large enough to house several gatherers be they smokers, chatters or what. The next victory was my second (and current at this time) apartment in NYC, as documented frequently in the past.

Today, however, I saw for one of the first times, a blatant marriage between fire escape egress and fire escape usable space:


This should be a precedent for ALL fire escapes in the city. A fire escape is a terrible thing to waste.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Squeeze

You may think I hate cars, but I don't. They are tools that can be used appropriately and inappropriately. When they are used appropriately, they contribute to society in a positive way (and conversely, the opposites as well). This one does right. I may not be a fan aesthetically, but functionally this is the epitome of spacial efficiency. Well done.



Saturday, September 25, 2010

Slowly Appearing

Baby steps. After weeks of being stenciled, there is finally some permanent road paint defining the new bike lane on 1st Ave above 72nd. Notice the oversized car parking lane. I'm thinking they should put a buffer on the left side of the bike lane as well, to establish a safe path helping against getting doored as well.



Only question now is, how to prevent people from double parking right there?

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

The Beginning of the New

1st and 2nd Avenue are finally stepping into line with what ought to be standard for every avenue. Here is a preview of what 1st Ave will look like north of 72nd.



Personally, I'd rather hug the curb and float the parking, like what was just completed on 1st Avenue between Houston and 34th St (click here for video of my ride). There are several schemes for the 5+ miles stretch of 1st and 2nd that include both bike and new BRT lanes, as can be seen in the DOT plans.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Strange Sleepers 3

This is a professional sleeper right here...

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Future Reveals History...

In preparation for the repaving of 1st Avenue to incorporate new bike and BRT lanes, a glimpse of history is seen within the preserved layers of hardscape.  Funny to think, bicycles existed even back in these times, when surfaces were less forgiving.  Funny also how it took 100 years to create the simple lane infrastructure we finally have today...


Note: For more (and only) biking related posts, visit Brock's Bike Blog.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Park Panorama

From the roof of the condo portion of what will be the new Museum for African Art on 5th Avenue on the top of the park, this is what you can see.


This was taken using the panorama function of the Sony Cybershot.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Truck Farm

I was riding down 2nd Ave this morning when I saw a familiar sight. It was the famous Truck Farm in action, the peculiar yet spectacular little mobile CSA, spreading leafy goodness all over town...

Truck Farm on 2nd Avenue

I took the video with my brand new GoPro Hero HD wide-angle digital helmet cam. Considering this was literally the first time using it, I'd have to say it worked out pretty well. Check out other sick videos by various extreme users...

GoPro Hero

Note: For more (and only) biking related posts, visit Brock's Bike Blog.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Strange Sleepers 2

Here is another sleeper, sitting outside the Gap at 85th and 3rd.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Insight

For those seeking daily insight to motivate your soul, look no further than the very trash on your sidewalk.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Griddle Fest

It took me until Easter to finally bring to New York the griddle that was given to me at Christmas in Philadelphia. Thanks, Beav. I now eat about 6 times as many eggs on a weekly basis, as well as quadrupling my previous bacon intake.  I love life right now. This thing is great, you can plug it in anywhere! Griddle on the stove top, or griddle on the counter, or griddle on the table. How about griddle at my desk? Or in bed? How about while on the toilet? The possibilities are endless!



Beav tells me my eggs are sloppy. I tell him "function over form, my brother." They are messy because they can be messy. I have so much room here, and I need it, because I am indeed culinarily challenged. But I'm getting better. The other day I fit 6 strips of bacon and 6 eggs. Nothing like a 2000 calorie meal! Did I mention I love life?

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Following Directions

Well nothing is technically stacked on top of it, so it should be fine, right?

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Interception

This is out front of Metro Bikes on 88th St. I would like to thank this Acura driver, for so kindly shielding the street from this onslaught from above.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Urban Igloo

When you're walking home after a log day and your mind is tired, sometimes you just don't have the mental remnants to comprehend certain things. Things like this.


Now I guess this could be several things, but I'm banking on homeless man's igloo. Not bad for the usually-monotonous Upper East Side.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Teamwork

If it wasn't for the fact that the Upper East Side is littered with old people, we wouldn't have such attention for keeping the sidewalks clear. Thanks, old people.

Also, look at this teamwork right here. Way to go, boys!