And what would middle earth be without Walmarts with aisles wider than my friggin apartment.
Slightly more interesting than car dealers, strip malls and big box stores was a masonry building that assassinated a US president.
Dallas is...unique...I call this "rims and wreaths"
Fort Worth actually possessed most of the authenticity and charm of the region.
Of course, I couldn't visit Texas without getting some authentic food. How about some mountain oysters and chicken-fried steak?
There are a lot of other funny things in Texas too, like the fact that they have two stadiums, one for the MLB AL West right to the east of one for the NFL NFC East. That's just silly. Silly Texas.
Texas was fun!
Thanks to Jessika's wonderful family for their generous hospitality and a great time. All in all, it was a pretty good place to avoid the great blizzard of 2010.